Maria asks…Spiritually speaking, what's the best over-the-counter treatment for hemorrhoids ? answers:Make golden images of your hemorrhoids and set them on a cart, along with whatever it is you have stolen from God, and send it off to Israel.
1 Samuel 5:9-12 and 6:1-18 (The Message)
9 But as soon as they moved it there, God came down hard on that city, too. It was mass hysteria! He hit them with (hemorrhods)*. (Hemorrhods) broke out on everyone in town, young and old.
10-12 So they
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